Skank Monkey

Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.

Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.

dude i need to get laid

i know what to do

what?

get a skank monkey!!!

we dont live in nebraska...

oh yeah.

by Howie II January 17, 2008

Spank the monkey

An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).

Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...

by Goddamnit James February 7, 2018

Son of a monkey

Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.

"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"

by m3kat December 5, 2011

Going Monkey

When you have one of those moments when you get mad, so you go monkey on it.

Phone call:

Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..

Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..

by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011

dousche monkey

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008

powder monkey

A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle

I bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his ass and one eye open

by BostonBySea January 13, 2006

grey monkey

When you catch a male senior citizen pissing into his own mouth.

"Oh snizznap! I went to see Grandad and that mo' fo' was giving himself the ol' grey monkey!"

by G-Block Etobirock January 6, 2007