A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
by stoopidass March 24, 2019
by holidaylove January 08, 2021
An extreme form of bukkake practiced largely among the swinging community. Also, often used in casual conversation for swingers to identify eachother.
by ThommmmyBoyz November 08, 2023
"It's just Chaos and his fatha figyu.."
"It's just Satan."
"It's just Big Brother."
"It's The Muthafukin King."
"Is it your Sabbath too?"
"It ain't Magic."
"It's just Satan."
"It's just Big Brother."
"It's The Muthafukin King."
"Is it your Sabbath too?"
"It ain't Magic."
Magic is a extremely caring and thoughtful person who despite getting 0 sleep still has a functioning body. They are in fact the finest nigga in they friend group and also once saved a cat from s burning building. They are also known for only having 2-4 month relationships.
by Quintavius November 22, 2021
That moment when cramming for a math test, some spirit goes "that bitch has been trying for long enough" and then suddenness everything makes since now
by Don't drop that November 18, 2014