A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
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Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).
Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.
Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.
Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.
Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.
Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.
If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.
Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).
Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.
Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.
Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.
Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.
Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.
If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.
Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.
The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
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Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
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