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Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen 

Someone who looks like a average 50 y/o. They basically are the biggest Karen of all. They don't wear a mask, and would scream "dOnAlDDdD trUUmpP isSS beTeteTER tahKAHANn YOue uNocnsotiaITilasn" at you when you do, while also showing that they're vegan in the process by wearing a "live laugh love, and be vegan!" shirt. They belive in flat earth as well, basically, they're the pinnacle of stupidity. They show it off. Oh, and I forgot, they have that classic bowl cut on their son.
Person 1: "Today at the supermarket I met a Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen. She tried to attack me, but security got her out."
Person 2: "Holy fucking shit."
Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen by polepf August 17, 2020
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Corona Karen

That one Boomer, Karen in Texas who said everything was all a hoax then later went on to catch and die of Covid 19. Her last words were, "You don’t need hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and Lysol. You need common sense, a sense of direction, faith, a will to fight, and of course guns!"

Dying of Corona to own the Libs.
She's such a Corona Karen that even if a trolley ran her over, she'd still be using her severed limbs to type all in caps that it wasn't a real train that hit her.
Corona Karen by Tragic_terror April 7, 2020

Male karen 

40 year old man usually wearing trump2020 hats and looks like he i on steroids usually woth his karen wife
Male Karen's wife

Karen wife sees skater him ill go ruin his dreams go freaks out on skater he gits skater and goes to jail
Male karen by Juju27377363636363 November 24, 2020

Shut up Karen 

Describes a blonde hair woman who has afternoon tea and doesn't like when something isn't "ship and shape," will definitely let you know about everything that seems out of place. Otherwise, used to describe people in public who deliberately flip the fuck out when something isn't what they expected. Over-exaggerated emotions towards service desk people, checkout clerks or fast food workers.
Example 1: Karen says that the guy at the oil shop was trying to slash her tires when he dropped his tool. He got oil on the car door when he got up to grab something else. Karen asked Wanda over a cup of tea that afternoon if she shouldn't have gotten a free car wash too, truly exasperated.

Example 2: Karen buys a phone from Verizon and brings it into Walmart for a repair, then flies off the handle at the clerk there when they can't help them. Karen ends up having wasted her entire day, then proceeds to take it out on everyone else in the store in a flying fit of rage, or randomly insults someone standing nearby because they look like a jackass.

Innocent bystanders silently think, "Shut up Karen."
Shut up Karen by BWitched January 8, 2022

byby karen 

when your wife karen takes the kids and eats them and then she drives away but you also rigged her brakes so she couldn't stop.
byby karen by you gone.
byby karen by my best December 13, 2019

Crosswalk Karen 

A woman who is usually wound super tight. High strung. Short tempered and thinks most people are beneath her. Always thinks she is right and is racist. Tends to be a republican and is probably related to someone named Becky who calls the police on black people.
"Crosswalk Karen is really heated. She will lose her shit on you for roadway violations!"