July 1st

July 1st is send your best friend a booty vid day, so if you got a fat ass, show it off to your best friend!

its July 1st, send be a booty pic!

by MaxGoose July 01, 2021

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The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022

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July 1 is Dream appreciation day to celebrate Dream appreciation day all you have to do is write a smiley face on your wrist just as a reminder to appreciate Dream

Go read a smiley face on your wrist it’s July 1st!

by Fuglymf July 05, 2021

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Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 24, 2022

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Happy Canada day!! Take someone special with you, go to the park and watch the fireworks together. Don’t forget to bring snacks and drinks!!

Girl: Heyy wanna go to the park and watch the fire works with me…

Boy: no not really

Girl: too bad it’s Canada day July 1st…look at urban dictionary… I’ll bring snacks, you bring drinks.

by Abg4271 June 07, 2021

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