Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"

Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"

by theREALJajob July 29, 2025

Jacob A. Z <3

The love of my life! Best man i’ve ever met, in character, emotional depth, and soul. Jacob, you know how to love me. I am eternally glad I met you and in every life i’d do it over and over again. Thank you for choosing me to be yours, it is truly an honor.

“Jacob A. Z <3? Oh i know him, he is the love of Maggie’s life!”

by Maggie May <3 November 7, 2025

Jacob

A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.

Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.

by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019

Jacob

That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.

"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"

by Lardext May 29, 2020

jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016

jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word

Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn

by comard lesbian July 14, 2020

Jacob

Either a tall kid who has curly hair , and bad breath or a kid who does devious giggles.

Jacob your over reacting

by Dherky November 30, 2022