When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
by Heifer cowboy July 17, 2022
by em-1345 April 14, 2023
An internet porn-video that shows a asian girl inserting a funnel in another girls ass. The first girl then puts several dozen 1 inch baby eels in the funnel and makes sure they all go into the others balloon knot worm hole. The funnel is then taken out and the 2nd girl starts farting the eels out of her ass. The first girl then eats and sucks on some of these eels that were that were fartened out by the girl 2.
by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021
College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022
by Mark Simp May 20, 2021
by emperith May 19, 2024
When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021