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brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
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soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.
"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.
by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015
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bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.
Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
by gimpshoe May 6, 2018
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Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.
by Dan and them December 24, 2024
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soup

A: "Coffee is just bean soup"
B: "yup, makes sense"

A: "pizza is just hard soup with dough"
B: "so true"

A: "a wall is just concrete soup with bricks
B: "of course, everything is soup"

A: "stew is honestly just soup"
B: "no you idiot, there is a defined difference between soup and stew"
by jorrit200 March 24, 2022
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Soup Kitchen

Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).
Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.
by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022
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Duck Soup

Duck Soup is slang for a mixed drink made with a sports drink which originated in the 1980's after the invent of Gatorade.
Gordy mixed up a duck soup the way his dad taught him. It let's drink all day.
by Thicccboy October 6, 2020
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