French Canadian lap dance

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer
I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning
by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019
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black french kiss (BFK)

The act of introducing your toung all you can inside your sexual partner's brown eye, imitating the way you give a french kiss using the butt as cheeks and the respective amount of hair as a mustage. XD
-wow! she looks so happy... 'n clean!
-of course my horse! i gave'er a black french kiss (bfk) 'n i let'er pretty clean down there.
by izzuez April 30, 2007
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National French kiss day

National French kiss day is on April 13th, kiss your love of our life
Kevin: he mike guess what..
Mike: what??

Kevin: tomorrow is national French kiss day so here is ur chance with Kayla!
by Destiny love April 12, 2018
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Punch a French Person day

March 29th is the international "Punch a French Person"-Day.
"I saw this French Person walking down the Street, so I punched him in the Face cause it was Punch a French Person Day."
by large spaghett March 29, 2021
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Anti-French/British Day

On February 20th it turns Anti-French/British Day where your allowed to criticize the French or British without remorse

On Febuary 20th I'm killing queen Elizabeth the third.
"Damn this is a hella fine day today I just harassed a entire british colony into suicide and set the french into a spiraling interstellar loop of depression."
-Me 2021 (3 days in the future)

Anti-French/British Day is really fucking cool
by ZennTopiX February 18, 2021
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