Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

Fraud Check

A term used in the MMA community for when a fighter whose skills have been severely overrated due to only fighting low-level opponents finally fights someone at a higher level and gets exposed as not being nearly as good as their fans had claimed they were

Ronda Rousey got brutally fraud checked in her last two fights.

by jakkal25 April 2, 2024

finger check

A computer "bug" that is the result of the operator pressing the wrong keys. Derived from "finger" (obviously) and "check" (meaning a computer-detected error).

Similar to "operator malfunction".

Yeah, the operator made a finger check and lost this week's payroll.

by Hot Licks February 28, 2011

Shelf Check

When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.

Damn girl, lemme get a shelf check

by TheXtrm July 22, 2025

dollar checking

When a employee checks to see if a dollar is real or fake

Bob: Hey Mark that black lady was dollar checking my bill.

Mark: Oh wow

by Urbman November 6, 2015

Wiener Check

A form of checking in to see if your homie still has their willy intact, also used as a term to display wizard level prowess.

Nia: "Hey, isn't Annie a level 15 wizard?"
Jay: "Nah, she failed her wiener check."

by sooo many March 27, 2022