When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.
by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018
Get the Check your dipstickmug. A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022
Get the function checkmug. A term used in the MMA community for when a fighter whose skills have been severely overrated due to only fighting low-level opponents finally fights someone at a higher level and gets exposed as not being nearly as good as their fans had claimed they were
by jakkal25 April 2, 2024
Get the Fraud Checkmug. A computer "bug" that is the result of the operator pressing the wrong keys. Derived from "finger" (obviously) and "check" (meaning a computer-detected error).
Similar to "operator malfunction".
Similar to "operator malfunction".
by Hot Licks February 28, 2011
Get the finger checkmug. When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.
by TheXtrm July 22, 2025
Get the Shelf Checkmug. by Urbman November 6, 2015
Get the dollar checkingmug. A form of checking in to see if your homie still has their willy intact, also used as a term to display wizard level prowess.
by sooo many March 27, 2022
Get the Wiener Checkmug.