facebook wanker

the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.

Example of a facebook wanker

It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.

by facebookwanker January 20, 2011

facebook marination

noun.
verb form: to facebook marinate

definition: to do or post something on facebook, and let it sit until people notice and take note of it.

We should just let that comment sit in facebook marination.

by YAEEEL June 25, 2008

Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.

MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.

by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008

Facebook Rape

The facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a glass of water/etc and updating their status to things like "Brokeback mountain is my fav movie" and "last nite I cried all through the Notebook", facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.

Andrew: Tony I just facebook raped Blake.

Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.

Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.

Andrew: *laughs*

Tony: *laughs*

by Theroommate;) August 19, 2010

facebook

Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.

"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"

by steeeee April 13, 2009

Facebook Ninja

One who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; One who responds to every thread that appears.

Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?

by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009

facebook bombing

The act of writing a totally unrelated comment to someones posting.

fb user- Im cant get rid of this cold!
fb user 2- Try alka seltzer.
fb user 3- Try a beer!lol
facebook bombing- Francine got a great job!
fb user 1- wtf????

by Higross February 3, 2010