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cerryg evans

A really big fag who gets off looking at tub girl, goatse etc. Has sex with his mom, who is brown, therefore making cerryg brown.
My name is Cerryg Evans and I am a fag.
by Some white guy February 11, 2004
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EvanTube

you loved his videos as a kid, and hey, he still makes videos today. they're different, but better than ever ;)
yoooo evantube be eating that gummyworm tho
by joemama648448 January 11, 2021
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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!
by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011
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pete evans

I was at the park with my son when he ran up to me holding a Pete Evans yelling icecream icecream!
by pete evans March 7, 2017
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Evandence

a reason an Evan Gage is such an AWESOME!debater.
That Evan Gage is OMG! AMAZING! because he uses evandence! :)
by BVNWDEBATE October 18, 2008
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Evanry

a very handsome guy.

Though emo and very moody.

He's a good singer/vocalist of the band.

Diana Rose owns him.
Dr: Ano ginagawa mo?

Evanry:Nag-eemo!! haha.
by drdc15 June 21, 2009
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Evanitis

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.
I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.
by Penn1United September 27, 2009
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