Dylan

A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.

Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.

by mmee00ww September 14, 2021

dylan holmak

Dylan is a sex offender fat ass

Dylan Holmak is a fat ass

by Dylan Holmak January 31, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is just a great person and is very passionate about others.

"hey Dylan, how are you?"

by BigD4life November 9, 2022

Dylan James Lane Lee

Kinda like slender man, tall, white and with little to no distinguishing features.

Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.

Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW

by roxogirl April 22, 2020

Dylan

An absolute wimp cries about everything and laughs about there own jokes

Fuck you your such a Dylan

by Skullcrusher63538 January 8, 2019

Dylan

A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.

I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.

by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is passionate and sensitive, but will beat someone’s ass if he has to.

Dylan has never given up on someone.

Dylan is charming and witty but probably doesn’t see it in himself.

He’ll blame himself for the wrong things and should know that he’s never been at fault.

He deserves better.

There’s no one else like him.

“Dylan is one of a kind.”

“Damn right.”

by âńonymøūš July 26, 2020