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Tennis Elbow Douchebag 

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.
Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag
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1. Douchebag, literally, is a bag used to carry a douche in, often times, the word is misused and mistaken for actually being a synonym for douche since douchebags are no longer used.
2. As an adjective, douchebag is often used as an insult with no true meaning.
1. Guy: Hey, i got you a douchebag .
Girl: That's a douche you dipshit .
2. Can't you figure anything out, you stupid douchebag?
douchebag by ducuss January 18, 2008
Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)
douchebag by Jakob Snow May 20, 2006
Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.
Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!
Douchebag by N4TH4N December 28, 2005
referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.
not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.
douchebag by Chelsea!?!? April 7, 2007

Douchebagging

The act of wearing your hair with two strands of your bangs infront of your face, while emulating south park and cosplaying.
JJ is well know for his douchebagging
Douchebagging by Rentsys Boys April 23, 2008

Douchebag-ocracy 

Dooshbag-ocrasee 1.A form of governance in which total control of daily affairs is controlled by douchebags. 2. The management and leadership team of Ashland Incorporated, and specifically Jim O' Brien.
Example: Man, Ashland Incorporated has been run into the ground! Absolutely. The Douchebag-ocracy likes it that way.
Douchebag-ocracy by woodikwus February 17, 2009