douche fest 

Party full of boring people or general dick-holes.

Dude, this party sucks, its a total douche fest.

douche fest by Jace Weaver January 27, 2007

douche buffalo 

a bag of douche so big a buffalo could use it

shenanigans your such a douche buffalo!

douche buffalo by Sweet-)Ki(- February 24, 2008

Douche bagen 

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

Douche bagen by Bridget E May 10, 2008

Douche Bag 

Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers

"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"

Douche Bag by MR. hatesjonases April 4, 2009

douche man slut 

A guy who goes around and does every girl he sees and then brags about it later, but does so in a douche manner. Normally someone whose ego is too far up their ass.

Man 1: I banged three girls this weekend and then smoked a bunch of weed because I'm so cool.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'm the best looking guy on the earth.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'll never have a successful relationship with a girl.
Man 2: That's right you douche man slut.

douche man slut by desanity December 22, 2009

douche bo baggins 

a male that is one of gayest dickfaced azz munkey little bitchasses you will ever meet.

he screams "MGAWA" at the top of his munkey lungs while in public places.

masturbates regularly to sailor moon and bob esponga.

a true dushawn mandick.

FO DRIZZLE

madeline: bruh what the fuck is he yellin.

Landon: nigga idk fuckin "mgawa" or some shit, hes such a douche bo baggins

madeline: word my nigga?

Landon: cheah son, gucci

douche bo baggins by dookiebruhjohnsonfacenigga April 1, 2010

Douche Canoe 

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

Douche Canoe by BringerofMail December 13, 2010