Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

dark fonzie

A middle aged man with no children and expensive hobbies.

Originally coined by Marc Maron and Dean Delray as the title of their short lived podcast.

“Jerry got really into handmade leather goods and hifi stereos. Says he’s leaving it all to his cats. Full Dark Fonzie.”

by bennygoodnight August 25, 2022

Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

by N0Comment October 03, 2015

Kirklyn dark

A fun loving, silly girl. She’s always there for you when you need her and will be by your side no matter what. She’s not too popular but you learn to love her. She’s very emotional

Have you met Kirklyn dark? She’s amazing!

by Kirkyyy April 11, 2020

dark asf

Typically a tall black guy with the name of Reginald who is similiar in color to charcoal.

Dayyum reggie dark asf

by Ryan Wise January 18, 2016

Dark Fiber

The large quantity of information, time, and effort wasted in large bureaucratic organizations to fulfill petty changes that will likely never come into use.

The dark fiber at Advance Auto Parts cost the company millions in capital per year.

by emptypepsican July 21, 2008