mall cheese

Mall Cheese is any cheese cut up into small cubes and served with toothpicks. Typically handed out for free at a Mall for shoppers to sample as they walk by. Mall Cheese can be any type of non-soft cheese that can be easily cubed.

Can you believe Ian brought Mall Cheese to our NYE party?

by Flaco4ever January 1, 2017

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Cheese Tease

Someone that flaunts cheese and use of cheese but doesn't deliver their promise. They can't be trusted.

Stealthano: I want to sleep on a giant piece of bread with that cheese square as a blanket

Ashliboobs: I want that too

Stealthano: care to join me?

Ashliboobs: I would but you're such a cheese tease!

by Stealthano January 8, 2017

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slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 27, 2017

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Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017

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Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

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