by Troller32 February 8, 2021

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
by Drache September 8, 2003

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

by Captain CamoPants March 30, 2008

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 28, 2015

