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Shaw Canada

another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.
I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!
by alco3 February 25, 2019
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The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.
Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.
by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019
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New Canaan

new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...

In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.

Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.

Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.

You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.

Definition of the girls in one word is visco.

Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.

School is a lot harder than you think.

Lacrosse is overrated.

Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.

Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 26, 2019
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Show Canada

This word is made from Chinese ( not putonghua). You have to change it to Chinese to uncoded it. This word is about a Chinese teacher in LSC. She usually wears tank top and show her Canada while writing. XDDDD
A: Show Canada is coming!!!!!
B: STFU now or u will be killed!!!!!!!!!!
by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020
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Sean Canavan

To approach authorities with classified information received by acting as an inside witness AKA whistle-blower
No don't tell him anything! He's likely to pull a Sean Canavan then we'd all be up the shit!
by Wrong Monster November 20, 2020
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The Canada Heat Wave

The heat wave is like if the devil put his nut sac up to a fan and decided to blast it up to the place known for being cold.
"Hey dale the overworld has been boring lately what can you do about that" " we can shoot down a plane and pin the blame on a random country just like the start of 2020" " your a fucking idiot nothing happend last time we did that" "well canada has had a really long winter so maybe we can crank the average tempature up 15 degrees" " you genius Dale this is why your My sex slave". The Canada Heat Wave
by LovelyCock July 2, 2021
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january canada

what we call my friend
me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd
by korrodednutz October 28, 2021
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