i can type without looking at the keyboard 

The first thing that comes to your mind while trying to type without looking at google.

*looks up and starts typing aggressively* "i can type without looking at the keyboard"

i can type without looking at the keyboard by Mama's Mia November 22, 2019

Piss Can 

Let's go over the Haddy and get some beer down us,

That little bloke who clicks he's teeth is a right Piss Can,6 days a week he's at it

Piss Can by Thatchers and Black March 27, 2020

i can't eat FIRE ! 

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!

aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !

i can't eat FIRE ! by michael foolsley January 22, 2022

love can truly live 

When you are so obsessed with The Book of Life that you search up the lyrics to one of the songs

You: (under your breath)"Love can truly live" other person: "shut up"

love can truly live by RandomGuy246 February 17, 2022

Lunch can 

What normal people would call a lunch box or lunch kit, people from the East Coast in Canada call it a lunch can.

Linda's mom packed her food in her new lunch can for the first day of school.

Lunch can by jabber69 February 24, 2022

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! by innmypusay May 17, 2022

crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

crap-in-a-can by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003