child

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.

when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away

by y0lo156 November 20, 2022

child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

child of shadows

A child or a person who is always in someone elses shadow, always second choice.

Being defined as a child of shadows: Mindy was the middle child. Always in her siblings shadows. Never got the first glance or attention. Never the first or even second priority of her parents.

by Idontknowwhattocallmyself November 11, 2017

Child Lock

A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.

tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car

Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry

child lock

by pornsucks June 6, 2019

Eagle Child

Means the term "Ego Chall(ange)" but misheard, it means basically attacking when you're at a disadvantage. The term got popular in 2022 summer when a Warzone player asked on Reddit what does Eagle Child means as he heard streamers say it all the the time. Since then it's used by the Warzone community as a funnier version of Ego Chall

- I'm gonna Eagle Child these loadout campers
- Don't do it, you just landed with a basic pistol and no plates

by BracedAcrobat94 January 11, 2025

Child

They are very hot and can seduce you to do anything they want. You can find one in a park

Man that child is hot

by The chicken nuggets man November 6, 2020