pool boner

Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.

Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."

by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

boner skirt

when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.

mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens

by imagrape March 29, 2012

Face-boner

Something that really sucks, or is really depressing

My birthday was a total face-boner again

by YOUNOWHAVEONEKNEECAP January 11, 2009

pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.

Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!

by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021

boner fart

when you have a boner and it farts at you.

dan had a meen boner fart, it wouldint stop barking at the kids.

by slap happy rice October 24, 2007

Leg Boner

1) What happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.

2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.

1) Guy 1: So I was hugging Tina today...
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!

2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.

by Pudge/Kyle October 16, 2008