A person who finds the need to update their facebook status with stupid shit found on a web site writen for duche bags.
by fuckoffwithyourstupidshit February 4, 2010
Get the Duche bagmug. A bookbag that mainly teenage girls use to hold their shit in. Probably shit that won't fit in their jeans because those are too tight. I think that girls believe they are more fashionable with one and that it makes them look/feel a lot more womanly or feminine. Even if you are a shim, it
can boost your confidence. At school, its a replacement for a backpack. It's also a lot cooler to run in because if you're going to be late to class, you don't want your fat and overstuffed backpack (full of calculators, multi-colored highlighters, cheap lip gloss, and completed homework) flopping against your back and look like a complete dumbass. You can fit as much shit in your tote bag and it will still not look as gay and bulky as the backpack you previously used. If you go to the mall, you'll probably see about every other fucking girl with one on their shoulder. Sometimes girls carry two because they're just to lazy or embarassed to carry a bigger bag that will hold all of it...
can boost your confidence. At school, its a replacement for a backpack. It's also a lot cooler to run in because if you're going to be late to class, you don't want your fat and overstuffed backpack (full of calculators, multi-colored highlighters, cheap lip gloss, and completed homework) flopping against your back and look like a complete dumbass. You can fit as much shit in your tote bag and it will still not look as gay and bulky as the backpack you previously used. If you go to the mall, you'll probably see about every other fucking girl with one on their shoulder. Sometimes girls carry two because they're just to lazy or embarassed to carry a bigger bag that will hold all of it...
Paul: Check out that girl's tote bag. She probably has nothing but her cell phone in it.
Ben: Ha. My sister paid me 10 dollars to drive her to Pac Sun just so she could buy one like every other 14 year old.
Ben: Ha. My sister paid me 10 dollars to drive her to Pac Sun just so she could buy one like every other 14 year old.
by Get your own tote bag, bitch! July 31, 2007
Get the tote bagmug. 1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."
2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"
3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"
3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
by MojoMagic November 7, 2007
Get the dueche bagmug. Ugly bag for snobby rich idiots that have nothing better to do with their money than spend thousands of dollars on a bag because it's "handmade" and has a "history."
by Jasee October 22, 2006
Get the birkin bagmug. It is the opposite of a brown bag special, the opposite of butter face. A girl who is said to be a body bag has a gorgeous face, but the body of a hippopotamus. Blow jobs from body baggers are okay only when drunk.
Example 1
Dude A: "That girl has such a cute face"
Dude B: "You mean that body bag over there, her body is trash"
Dude A: "I'd still delight in a BJ from her"
Dude B: "Only when you're drunk"
Dude A: "Of course"
Example 2
Dude A: "That girl is like a reverse paper bag"
Dude B:"She's like a butter body"
Dude C:"You mean a body bag?"
Dude A: "That girl has such a cute face"
Dude B: "You mean that body bag over there, her body is trash"
Dude A: "I'd still delight in a BJ from her"
Dude B: "Only when you're drunk"
Dude A: "Of course"
Example 2
Dude A: "That girl is like a reverse paper bag"
Dude B:"She's like a butter body"
Dude C:"You mean a body bag?"
by millertime1025 July 19, 2007
Get the body bagmug. by FT\/\/ July 19, 2006
Get the Tea Bagmug. 1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
Most of my friends are d bags.
by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006
Get the d bagmug.