Beating up assholes

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Bastiaan

If you got this name, you are a smooth criminal with a huge pp.

Hey Bastiaan, you are such a Bastiaan

by DutchmanIvan June 8, 2023

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Beating Another's meat

A handjob.

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.

by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023