Bastard Shaft

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.

You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!

by -Devon- February 5, 2009

Baste The Brisket

: to be home alone for the holidays

"Ras chose to baste the brisket this New Years instead of attending the party."

by KTM_Rider December 31, 2011

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

Bastage

1. A name put after a random animal or random vechicle.

2. Used instead of Amen after a prayer

3. So be it.

4. Nickname, put after adjetive.

1. You Chincilla Bastage!! You Charter Bus Bastage

2. Dear God thank you for our food. Bastage.

3.Bastage!!

4. Furry Bastage!
Gay Bastage!

by ChesMcD December 6, 2004

basted

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by fugnug January 5, 2009

baste

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by Captain Sex Offendor November 14, 2007

bastard hole

One hole which is such as therefore what is such as a hole of which one is a bastard.

Get the hell off my kool-aid, bastard hole.

by sgmpornstarr August 14, 2011