Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.

I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.

by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022

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This ain't Alabama

When a family member of yours(YOUR BLOOD FAMILY) tries to do something sexually or flirtatiously to you but you don't agree with incest, which is common in Alabama.

*Tyrrell tries to kiss his cousin, Aniyah.*
Aniyah: "Ew move! This ain't Alabama!"
Tyrrell: "Oh, wow."

by daydaysossa April 16, 2019

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Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 20, 2024

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Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.

My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.

by DebLos December 10, 2023

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Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

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