Nut-talking

The act of boasting/acting manly in front of a member of the opposite sex, in order to impress or woo them.

Did you see that guy nut-talking to the new girl? Man, I know he's never even seen a bull, let alone rode one.

Don't invite your friend over again. Last time all he did was get drunk and nut-talk at my little sister.

by Tweakd1 July 9, 2010

Nut Fiz

the creamy substance that comes out of a penis when ejaculating

Say Laquita, did that hoodrat Jamal nut fiz on your leg?

by ATXmoneymike July 23, 2010

Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.

Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."

by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010

Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.

Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"

by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010

knuckle nut

A jack off. Or, ejaculation caused by masturbation.

"Quit being a knuckle nut and come help us". Or, "I had a knuckle nut in the shower this morning".

by TheParrott May 19, 2010

nuts in face

when the nuts of a man dunking, are placed in the face of another man whom is getting dunked on. may result in blindness or a group of people yelling "ohhhhh"

John totally got nuts in face when Malik dunked on him

by sheepy014 March 22, 2009

Nut Wacker

Same idea as "Slap Nuts" One who is not very smart and fails to use common sense.

"Jon, why did you leave the car there you Nut Wacker"

by R. Buzman April 5, 2009