Taco Shorts

When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe

That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!

by SamanthaDear June 10, 2011

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

Taco Faker

A man posing as a woman without the knowledge of even their closest friends.

"Guy's I've got something to tell you. I'm a taco faker"

by Mcmolty March 13, 2009

mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing

I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!

by lepotate August 30, 2018

Shrimp Taco

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

by BigNoseBigDick August 09, 2017

taco piece

Derogatory term for a saggy vagina.

Man, Britney Spears a nasty taco piece.

by Salamon January 08, 2007

Shit on a taco

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Shit on a taco! that was scary

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011