When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe
That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!
by SamanthaDear December 7, 2011
Get the Taco Shortsmug. Does this really need a definition? It's August 2011 and Nappy Taco has not been entered into the Urbandictionary. Amazing!
Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.
Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.
by Pepe Palante August 14, 2011
Get the Nappy Tacomug. When you get your penis red with menstrual fluid then go anal and get a little feces on your penis thus ressembaling a Chicos Taco.
by kaygee33 November 15, 2015
Get the Chuco Tacomug. Derogatory term for a saggy vagina.
by Salamon January 9, 2007
Get the taco piecemug. by Mcmolty March 12, 2009
Get the Taco Fakermug. v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"
person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"
person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"
person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"
person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
Get the taco-blockmug. To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.
by JesuChristo May 9, 2006
Get the smokin' tacomug.