July 8

He is a playboy and a lying character, he doesn't know how to eat, sleep, he is the worst boy

He : How you correct all girls
He : because i born in july 8

by Karmegakuzhali May 28, 2021

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April 8

Today on April 8 your boyfriend is supposed to give you his sweater/hoodie

Gf - “It’s April 8th, give me your sweater.”
Bf - “Okay, Here is my sweater”

by anonymous April 7, 2024

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September 8

Kiss a boy who’s name starts with a letter D

Hey it’s September 8, I guess I gotta kiss you Daniel

by Dan_The_Man_0 September 8, 2022

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December 8

Ask your crush out!

girl : why did you ask me out on December 8? was there a reason?
boy : it was as ur crush out day and it was a cute reason!

by xxxdistgfrlmao December 6, 2021

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Delay-sent email.

Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!

Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!

by burnt sox August 27, 2024

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