Jimmy

a wimp who acts like hes tough but screams like a baby and would get destroyed in a real life.

"You would get destroyed if we fought." said Jimmy.

by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 30, 2020

jimmy bombs

A person who hacks people on the internet well also trying to be come there friend by threatening the person he's going to hack to be his friend

Ehh your friends with a jimmy Bombs

by nigger 27 April 21, 2017

Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.

Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you

by DORA IS FUCKING INANE BULLSHIT July 10, 2019

Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022

Jimmy

A little man with a small dick

Or an absolute douchebag

"Hi Jimmy, nice mini Jimmy there" And then you laugh

by FECKULOL April 12, 2019

Jimmy

A Jimmy is a person who plays World of Warcraft in his basement with a slow IV drip of Gin and Tonics. He later switches to fireball shots while downing Lich King on Heroic 25 man.... solo..... Everyone is jealous of a Jimmy and yet a Jimmy is cool, calm, and collected, knows how to party and rarely gets turned away by anyone. Everyone wants to be A Jimmy but few have the qualities. At Minimum a Jimmy needs to be blindfolded and get top damage with perfect parses on Sindragosa 25 man Heroic.

"Omg, do you know who that is??? That's Jimmy dude, a pure god..."
"Ya dude he pulled a Jimmy, we were all blown away"

by SeriouslythoChocolate February 10, 2024

cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

by shauna blakney October 21, 2010