Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

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.9.My Eyes Roll Back.9.

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Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

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My Hunny is a mermaid princess in the flesh. She’s the most loyal, loving, gorgeous, insanely talented, dream woman. She has lived infinite lives searching for a love to equal her hearts depth for love. Until this life paralleled a devilishly handsome sweet baby Pisces man. When we joined hearts and unlocked our cosmic connection. The world took notice and set us upon a journey of leading people worthy ascension thru faith and example to elevate. Truly only one my Hunny will ever exist with her handsome sweet baby in all of time. Because they spend eternity joined as one. Happily ever after!

My Hunny enters any room and captivates everyone into silence with her blindingly beautiful soul

by dizzgustin June 29, 2021

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Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.

"Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?"

"Of course I did! It was so much fun!"

by arkeldopoli March 1, 2024

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