Swallow my spit

Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"
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My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox
Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3
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april my beloved

april is a super sweet person, who deserves the whole world!! she’s super nice, and always willing to help her friends and i love her!
april my beloved, how are you?
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BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024
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Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.
I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!
by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020
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Someone stole my words

A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.
“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James

“What?” - Luke

“Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James
by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024
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My puppy

A woman or man that keeps coming back you know matter how you treat them
She’s my puppy. She caught me cheating and still came back
by MsPeaches June 23, 2021
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