ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023

pour some milk into my cup

(of a female) Take on sexual intercourse

Pour some milk into my cup, sugar

by MASTER5 ^%^ December 6, 2018

my blue

someone who you've known for less than a year, but they already changed your life for the better. They are the person you can talk to for hours and not get bored. They make you truly happy.

I'm so grateful to have my blue in my life. They make me happy and they make me feel like I can be myself around them.

by average-superman August 6, 2023

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

my lizzy

Like a friend or girlfriend

Hey, that's my Lizzy best friend /girlfriend /Partner

by Fearless July 29, 2017