prime day

Any random day in which something exciting is supposed to happen but what happens is worthless crap. (See April Fool's Day)

Happy Prime Day! Have some free used condoms!

by elmwoodhobo August 6, 2015

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

by cockday April 11, 2024

National Bad Bitch Day

August 5th is national bad bitch day. Send some tits/ass or a dick pic/video to a bad bitch and let em know it's their day!

Person 1 : You a bad bitch! Here ya go!

SEND IT!! It's National Bad Bitch Day!

8/5/2019

by Nicki Babygirl August 5, 2022

hours per day

The de facto SI unit of screen time, measured in hours per day, commonly used to quantify how much time individuals spend in front of screens.

My friends and I joked that our screen time hourage was off the charts this weekend, hitting at least six hours per day binge-watching our favorite series!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

National Nonexistent Day

National Nonexistent Day takes place on Feb 31st, because, the day doesnt exist.

You: Hey man, what day is it?
Man: Well, it is not National Nonexistent Day!

by secrettdev February 18, 2023

National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck

Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day

by Djsihs December 8, 2019