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people who say noob are fucking morons

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005
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fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 25, 2009
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This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020
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fuck me gently with a 2 x 4

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement
Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
by l moyse January 5, 2008
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stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt.

A very naughty insult.
Shut up you stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt!
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011
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