When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
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Get the bombo-ass mug.Someone's who's got their head up their ass. A person that is out there to the point of being frivolous. Believes in nonsensical things and could either be very intelligent or very insane.
So I've been blitzing my third eye chakra with this fresh ashwagandha juice, and ever since then, I've been seeing elves that tell me the meaning of life is ashwagandha. I was shocked and then my tarot cards and crystals started shaking, and that's how I knew peace and togetherness were all we needed to stop the world's suffering.
"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.
He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "
"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.
He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "
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