when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.
mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens
by imagrape February 12, 2012
The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 22, 2015
An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover March 30, 2012
Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .
I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.
by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019
Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.
Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."
by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016
I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.
Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner
Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner
by yaboytofu September 27, 2015
Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?
Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.
Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.
by TMA-1 July 28, 2011