reg boner

Being overtly enthusiastic about enforcing rules and regulations. Most commonly used in military circles.

The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.

OMG there goes Mikey with another reg boner....

by IMightBeBatman June 4, 2013

tummy boner

When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.

I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.

by Rip van Heusen April 13, 2016

boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014

boner sleeve

Slang term used to describe a condom.

Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?

Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.

by TMA-1 July 28, 2011

joy boner

The erection one receives that is instigated by the feeling of pure joy or excitement.

Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday

by kangoulius May 12, 2015

boner skirt

when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.

mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens

by imagrape March 29, 2012

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016