toaster waffles

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!

man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.

by robertdesantis November 5, 2010

waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.

Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.

by Skinny Jim April 12, 2011

Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it

p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no

by harryDBD March 17, 2024

waffle barrier

A special kind of material that keeps the smell of waffle out no matter what waffle cant be smelt

That school has a waffle barrier

by Jordanwalker December 21, 2014

Waffle

White Folks or white people...

The waffle around here be keeping a brotha down! Those dam Waffles!!

by Ivy Waterfall December 22, 2020

spicy waffle

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.

OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night

by truenolies December 29, 2014

waffle bro

best person ever

you are a real waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021