Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
Get the mayor turkeymug. by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018
Get the Turkeymug. The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
Get the squatting turkeymug. Conversation in the locker room after sports -
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
Get the Plucking the turkeymug. A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX
Origin: Waco, TX
“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”
by bigtruz May 9, 2018
Get the Turkey Island Fantasticomug. Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
Get the Turkey Hammug. The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"
"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
by Ordinary description May 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Bastingmug.