by Eye h8 u January 13, 2019
The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.
"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
by Shocka_celia March 05, 2015
by YaHateToSeeIt June 09, 2024
The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.
Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"
by GenralGrave June 27, 2015
by SpicyWeiner58 May 02, 2022
by ShowMeYourTD’s May 03, 2023
1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.
2.)noun
A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.
2.)noun
A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.
2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
by Sausage September 26, 2014