capital one cup

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife

"Hey you watching the capital one cup ?"
"No wiping my bum with a knife instead"

by Custardcannon August 22, 2016

Empty my cup

The act in which you are given a Blowjob resulting in your cup "penis" is emptied of all cum

Get on your knees and empty my cup

by Shaddrick January 25, 2019

Banana Cup

A cup filled with bananas. Not to be confused or used when referencing a Banana Pudding Cup.

"I have a banana cup, it is filled with bananas... not banana pudding."

by AetherPrime November 27, 2012

Egg Cups

A nickname for anyone who regularly gives blowjobs (preferably in 69 position) where their nostrils are large enough to fit an average sized pair of testicles.

"Filmed a scene with Egg Cups yesterday. You're not kidding, my balls fit right on his damn nostrils!"

by bigmak93 September 6, 2021

Cup Load

A cup load is a unit of measurement of volume when referring to lads named Aaron and the cumshots.

beat it to Jenna today what a cup load.

by JackiesArmHair September 20, 2023

Cold cupping

Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.

Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.

Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.

by Mystikal 234 June 5, 2021

Doing a Rum Cup

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.

I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018