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Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson
by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a lovely boy he treats girls like a queen and is very affectionate . He loves sports and is dream is to be a football player . He’s smart , strong ,caring and handsome. He has a big dick 🤣 and all he wants is a girl to treat him right . But he does take long to reply to ur messages but this boy is out of this world .
Wow Omgg is that Jake sheesh
by Secret babezz 123 July 7, 2021
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Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.
Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.
by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017
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Jake

When u become friends with a Jake he isn’t very open about things until he has trust in you, Jake doesn’t trust a person unless you’ve been friends for a long time or u just generally get along well! Jake keeps a small circle of friends and isn’t into popularity much, if u become friends with a Jake know that u will always have a laugh, remember there expectations are high. a Jake doesn’t want any ordinary friends they want trust worthy,funny and loyal Friends, someone to laugh with and loves to have discussion about life. Jakes Tend to like to stay in and chill on there phone than going outside and meeting friends.

Jakes can be really sweet at times but he also has another Side to him, if ever u break ur trust with a Jake just know that they will never trust u again! If ever u get into an argument with a Jake remember they’re not afraid to bite back! (argue back) Jakes may not be the fighting type of guy but they sure have a mouth that they will bite back with!

Sometimes jakes can be very annoying and will always want to be right in any situation even if there wrong they’ll make sure they get there point across and they will still try and get u in the wrong so there in the right! Jakes can be frustrating at times but that’s just jakes nature!

Overall jakes are great people😊
Susan: is that jake?
Barnaby: yeah! But he won’t wanna come out he’s more of the staying in type of guy
Susan: who cares! HI JAKE! DO U WANNA COME OUT WITH ME AND BARNABY
Jake: hi!? Uhm no thanks I just wanna chill

Barnaby: see😂
by Miaandmyles June 5, 2022
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Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.
Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson
by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018
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Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023
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jake

"Don't bother him. His jake ass just gone go snitch and fuck it up for all of us"
by Checlapeks August 22, 2022
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