mall cheese

Mall Cheese is any cheese cut up into small cubes and served with toothpicks. Typically handed out for free at a Mall for shoppers to sample as they walk by. Mall Cheese can be any type of non-soft cheese that can be easily cubed.

Can you believe Ian brought Mall Cheese to our NYE party?

by Flaco4ever January 1, 2017

slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 27, 2017

dick in cheese

It means a big failure that can never be undone also referenced also to sponk

Oh I’m such a dick in cheese I missed the golf hole

by sponkqueen December 12, 2017

The Big Cheese

Someone who can be a very big criminal and/or may be wearing a hat, typically either a beanie or fedora. Often the head of a crime ring (Or multiple crime rings), similar to someone with the alias "Big Tony" or "Frank Sinatra". Will insist on being referred to as "The Big Cheese" rather than their actual name, even when talking with friends. Will have an odor of feta, cheddar, gouda, blue cheese, swiss, provelone, brie, American?, pepper jack, parmesan, or gerbils, but only one at a time. The true name of someone with "The Big Cheese" as their alias is often concealed, but have often been found to have stupid names that are one syllable and contain four letters.

Ryan's Friend: Hey, I think that "The Big Cheese" is kind of bad at Clash Royale.

The Big Cheese: I'm going to have my underling Smooth Jimbo rub you out for that comment, you sack of overused marmalade. Then I'll put so many holes in you that you'll look like that piece of Swiss Cheese I slammed down my gullet this morning.

by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022

cheese wrap

A crusty layer of cheese underneath an uncircumcised penis' foreskin, often eaten by lower class hookers in exchange for drugs

She was eager to give the man a bi until she discovered the cheese wrap surrounding his member

by Dirtdan31 February 20, 2015

Cheese network

In fantasy sports terms, when a GM weaves an intricate web of trade partners using sketchy trades and cronyism to get an upper hand in negotiations. Cheese networks can also be used to circumvent league rules without anybody noticing.

He just used his cheese network to shed $4M in cap without giving up any assets.

by blue_star_playing_apex_legends January 8, 2021

Easy Cheese

A playful way to describe a task or activity as extremely easy or simple to perform, similar to easy peasy.

“Man, that CBA assignment was easy cheese!”
“Killing big brown bears is easy cheese mate.”

by Crazy Caniac April 24, 2019