I always take the train

Proper response for when someone says that you "missed the boat"
^ You missed the boat on that one, buddy
> Yeah, well, I always take the train, so suck it
by thurb March 31, 2023
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Ride the D Train to A Town

The act of a man participating in anal sex with a woman
Person 1: "How'd it go with your girl on the weekend?"

Person 2: "Great man, she finally let me ride the D Train to A Town!"
by Reshmo July 12, 2007
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period i love the train

not much to say but i love the train 🚂
S: Let’s take a train to Times Square

M: period i love the train🤪🤍🚂!!!
by ILoveDaTrain February 14, 2022
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Tennessee choo-choo train

fisting a man or woman above your head with both hands, rapidly inserting one fist and removing it before inserting the other
I gave Stephanie a ride on the Tennessee choo-choo train last night.
by the nightman cometh September 25, 2013
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Don't say what you mean
You might spoil your face
If you walk in the crowd
You won't leave any trace
It's always the same
You’re Jumping Someone Else’s Train

It won't take long to learn
The new smile
You have to adapt

Or you'll be out of style
It's always the same
You’re Jumping Someone Else’s Train
If you pick up on it quick
You can say you were there
Again and again and again
You’re Jumping Someone Else’s Train

It's the latest wave that you've been craving for
The old ideal was getting such a bore
Now your back in line
Going not quite as far
But in half the time
Everyone's happy, they're finally all the same
Because everyone's jumping everybody else's train

Jumping someone else's train
Jumping someone else's train
Jumping someone else's train
by Death Menace February 08, 2023
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Running a Ham Train

a combination of running train and going ham

an upgrade from a bologna car

Basically an all out rampage
EXAMPLE 1: Call of Duty

Bob: "How are you doing in this match?"

Bill: "45 kills, 3 deaths. Let's just say I'm running a ham train."

EXAMPLE 2: Football

After a 45 - 0 victory

Player from the losing team: "What just happened?"

Player from the winning team" "We just ran a ham train on yall punk muthafuckahs!!!!!!"
by Blake=Stud January 19, 2011
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Patpong Train Station

The name given to any number of crevices within the Patpong district that are large enough not only for a train to pass through, but large enough for a train to enter AND turn around and exit through. These stations are all larger than Hua Lamphong, Bangkok's main railway station.

These crevices are typically used to house and project darts, ping-pong balls and flaming tampons, though the interim government of General Sonthi Boonyaratglin has reserved the right to invoke eminent domain if necessary to meet the growing needs of the nation's railway passengers.
"I purchased admission to a Patpong Train Station last night, but I couldn't feel a thing once I was inside. What a waste of money!"
by LOS Angle April 26, 2007
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