Snoring so obscenely loud that its obvious you want everyone in the room to know even in your sleep. Can only be done unconsciously. Usually done by, but not limited to, Dads and Dogs.
by I Love Soup and Gravy April 30, 2023

by ToastMafia1990 June 21, 2019

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022

by Troll056769 May 14, 2020

For those who have an early morning class before another class. Then later they also want to go to the gym and have an 8 hour shift at work!!
by Julessssssss January 23, 2017

When a person online gets banned and no one bothered to repost or make any effort to preserve their videos or posts. Therefore they cease to exist.
I wish MontyAnimations was still around but they were never famous and I can’t find their videos anymore. I guess they died in their sleep.
by chickenairfried August 3, 2024
