Road Challah

A travel sized piece of challah (a braided bread eaten by Jews on the sabbath) that is grabbed in a rush out the door. Road Challahs may be enjoyed by all, even goyim.

Carrying a Road Challah is the sign of a real mensch, having a little nosh throughout the day is a mitzvah.

Quick, grab a road challah! We've got to be on time for yuntif with the whole mishpacha!

by Rabbi Babushkin November 13, 2011

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Road Tug

Getting a H.J. while driving.

Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...

by Jeffhole October 1, 2011

The Road to Rak and Ruane

The reason behind why you feel unbelievably hungover. A night spent with Peebles (Rak) and Ali (Ruane) will definitely leave you wonder what the hell hit you in the liver with the force of a small, localised atom bomb.

“I feel like I’m trying to recover from a fucking autopsy!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”

by PhuxakeMan November 23, 2021

Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

150 Freston Road

One of many locations that the music video for Rick Astley's 1987 song "Never Gonna Give You Up".

"Hey, did you see that cool new place around here?"
"No, what's the address?"
"150 Freston Road"
"Alright"
*goes on google maps"
"Oh god."

by SquishyMelon May 26, 2023