blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

Moon literature

Novels that include alchemy, shadow science or (often dark) magic.

"What kind of books you like to read?"

"I love moon literature!"

by Auroraborealizz June 4, 2022

Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.

Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.

by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024

The moon is a stand

The beautiful scene in a toothless x light fury scene where toothless claims the moon is a stand

Toothless: the moon is the moon is a stand!

Light fury: forgive me

by Timopher December 15, 2020

Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.

Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"

by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024

moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019