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January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.
Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!
by datguy_009 December 7, 2024
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January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation
Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time
by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022
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January 25

A person that was born on January 25th is simply the best person you'll ever meet

And he will jerk off Dominik
1:I think his birthday is on January 25th
2: if it is let's have kids with him
by ILoveDominikstoes November 22, 2021
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January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.
A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing
by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024
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January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day
DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss
by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021
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January Shitx

The day in 2021 when protesters/supporters of Donald Trump engaged in an insurrection attack at the capitol.
That was on January Shitx, we will never forget that.
by Zero2infinity January 6, 2023
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January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3
A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗
by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022
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