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dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.
"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.
"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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Behind the scenes Dutch rudder

When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.
Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue
by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020
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Dutch oven

When you trap your fart in a blanket and cover it on someone
Ewww!! You are disgusting , I can’t believe u Dutch ovened me
by Kate2197 May 13, 2020
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Dutch Nuggets

A timeless dish that is the culmination of (2) classic entrees.

Obtain a Chipotle burrito bowl and Wendy's spicy nuggets in one sitting. Drop the nuggets into the bowl and shake vigorously creating a convection of nuggety goodness (similar to that of a Dutch Oven).

Serve immediately with Yum Yum sauce. Inebriation serves to enhance the flavor.
Guy 1: Bro, do you want to grab some Dutch Nuggets tonight?
Guy 2: Dutch Nuggeeetttsss!!!
Guy 1: Dutchhhhh Nugitz!
Guy 2: Hell ya fam, I'll bring the yum yum.
by ZDub52 July 21, 2020
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Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
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Dutch Clutching

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...
by McLame July 30, 2020
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