Rough Dutch

When he gives you a Dutch rudder bites your ear right as you are about to go.

At the moment I was about to finish Lucas leaned in close, whispered rough Dutch and nibbled on my ear.

by Cheetow March 17, 2022

Dutch car

Action.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.

Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.

Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.

by CannibalHannibal September 26, 2011

dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo

I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding

by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017

Dutch oven

Something you'll never get. A pussy.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven

by coolio456 July 23, 2022

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Dutch

Normally a last name, belongs to absolute dickheads who just want to shank girls and who are super involved in masturbating, gossip, butts and boobs.

'Dutch is such boy... he is great at getting the g spot...'

by OldHankyBoy April 11, 2019

Grungy Dutch

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.

She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.

by BadGuy99 October 21, 2023