The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
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Participating in da motor-mouthed activities at Talko Bell might indeed help you to cut back on meal-sizes, since you wouldn't have da chance to take bites of food very often, anyway.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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B: oh you mean Belle Amie?
A: yeah, what happened to them?
B: i have no idea
B: oh you mean Belle Amie?
A: yeah, what happened to them?
B: i have no idea
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