Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.

Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.

by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017

take the L sToOpId

Take the L sToOpId means that your basically saying HA! YOU LOST!! TAKE THE LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TAKE THE L STOOPID. (Jobany beat Jennifer in a game of cup pong, and Jobany used to word(s) TAKE THE L STOOPID)

by Helga.Has.Entered.The.Chat February 23, 2019

Take home box

When you take a chick home to eat out her box.

Jamie asked the slutty waitress for a take home box.

by Sky God March 18, 2019

Taking one for the team

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.

You'd really be taking one for the team man.

by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018

Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019

Take my Jesus

Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.

1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.

Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!

by Jilly845 June 7, 2018

take me home

the song you listen to when u want to mentally heal yourself but also if you want to emotionally destroy yourself.

"somebody take me home. i don't want to be alone every night. take me to the place of my dreams."

"hey have you listened to take me home by ateez? it's one of their best B-sides !"

by hongtiddies April 24, 2022